March 25, 2006

Doom

Filed under: Work - Ric @ 9:29 am

Shock and Awe. These seem to be the watchwords of the management of Gigantic Concrete these days. We are shocked by their increasingly erratic behaviour and are awestruck by the swift descent into chaos as a direct result.

…In effect, we are doomed…

I’ve been working hard since the “Ides of March”, often at cross purposes with myself. Everyone seems to want to tell me how to do my job. Every instruction is an order to be carried out. Every order is diametrically opposed to the last one. Each requires more resources to perform than I have been alloted for this year, and several years to come.

We are in the grip of a process and quality improvement plan. Our synergistic business processes will be harmonized to effect increased efficiencies across vertical divisional silos of expertise and excellence… No I’m not kidding. In effect, we are doomed. But as always, the rock must flow.


Freelance Writing Projects at WriterLance